Egg Spell

What You'll Need:

• An egg
• 8 vanilla beans
• A place to bury the egg

Instructions:
Using a natural food colouring, draw the symbols show at the right on your egg. These are Theban symbols meaning "RIPE". Bury the egg along with the vanilla beans in the yard. If you don't have access to any place for this, use a large flower pot. Every night, water the ground where you planted the egg, until you are pregnant.

This spell is best performed during the waxing moon phase (when the moon is getting bigger in the sky), and preferably on a Monday.

Suggestion: Nothing wrong with using a spell to help you get pregnant, but don't ignore science either. Get some medical advice as well.